January 2012
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loveleighmuse asked: Hey, I'm coming back to the States in March and I want to catch up face to face! Thanks for keeping up with me during this year :-) I'm going to take you out to dinner as a thank you!
Bourgeoisie Hobo: hey starbucks kids: →
dianamn:
you don’t actually love coffee and half of you don’t know the difference between coffee and espresso. moreover, you pronounce “espresso” with an “x”. but i digress…
what you really love is sugar, syrup and whipped cream. you like lots of milk and no substance, and you’d rather…
I can see where you’re coming from, but I’m writing as a tired, annoyed barista sick of...
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hey starbucks kids:
you don’t actually love coffee and half of you don’t know the difference between coffee and espresso. moreover, you pronounce “espresso” with an “x”. but i digress…
what you really love is sugar, syrup and whipped cream. you like lots of milk and no substance, and you’d rather guzzle down an automatically-tamped (you don’t know what that...
I wish I could stop crying, but it seems as if I’ve started and now I can’t stop.
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today's beauty
has been marred by the fact that I have experienced what can only be described roughly as a five-hour anxiety attack. My hands won’t stop shaking, my heart won’t stop pounding, and my mind won’t stop playing out the worst possible life scenarios over and over and over and over again. I think I might be losing it.
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not sure what I hate more:
calling insurance companies and shamefully telling them about my non-existent credit history
having them call me back and recite numbers, rates and terms that I don’t understand
hearing monthly costs that far exceed my budget
trying to figure out how to get a credit card without ruining my life
Being an “adult” sucks. I feel so defeated right now. Can we go back to one hour...
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milakuntits:
so what if
after they censor the internet
they divide us into districts
then they take tributes
and make us fight to the death
#the internet games #may the ads be ever in your favor
:O
I'll just be honest.
Some of the backwards-thinking, narrow-minded Christians I know make me want to up and leave the church for good. This is no exaggeration.
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My pastor on Mark Driscoll.
(a follow-up on this post)
“…You can only be so offended at me for this. I am, after all, just trying to be the kind of man Mark Driscoll wants me to be—confident, secure, comfortable showing some healthy testosterone. Mark has taught us it is good and right for men in general and male Christian leaders in particular to have balls. Well I do, and since I do I have no problem saying...
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If you've ever though that Mark Driscoll was a...
please just read this article.
Disclaimer: Go ahead, have strange worldviews as a believer. Fight through the Word and modern day and Biblical times, wrestle with God about what’s right and wrong. It’s okay to be human. But if you’re PASTORING A CHURCH and INSTRUCTING YOUNG DISCIPLES and the things you’re believing, teaching and instructing are COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY...
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S.O.S.
Do I leave a stable barista job that I’m comfortable with, but doesn’t give me as much money/hours as I would like… and replace it with another barista job that will pay me more and promises more hours, but with little-no knowledge of the company and the people I will be working for/with? I desire change and new experiences but I don’t want to throw away a good thing,...
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let's make some bad decisions tonight
by Ryan O’Connell
Let’s make some bad decisions tonight. Let’s take those New Year’s Resolutions we made last week and dunk them in whiskey and use them as a sex blanket. Let’s take back what we said about 2012 getting off to a great start. Let’s dirty up the clean slate the new year has made for us. Come on. Cum. On.
Let’s do all of these things in one day: Eat a giant burrito, text your...
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by William Snell, 95 y.o.
“Sing in the shower.
Treat everyone you meet like you want to be treated.
Watch a sunrise at least once a year.
Never refuse homemade brownies.
Strive for excellence, not perfection.
Plant a tree on your birthday.
Learn three clean jokes.
Returned borrowed vehicles with the gas tank full.
Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them.
Leave everything a little better than...
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Watchthis is how my friends and I partied into 2012. be jealous. be very jealous.
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while watching a marathon of Dexter: Season 6
Me: Ironically, watching all of these episodes makes me really want to go to the beach…
Brian: Well, we can go to the beach and I’ll kidnap a homeless guy and we can murder him when it gets warmer. Your birthday will be here before you know it.
Best friends forever.
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i am completely, incandescently happy,
albeit ill.
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