March 2012
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this just happened
Customer: Hey, I like your tattoo.
Me: Thanks! I like it too.
Customer: I need to be with a girl with tattoos, but it's been a while since I last dated. A year, actually. I used to date a lot but, well... Anyway, I want a girl with tattoos. You know any good-looking, single, 20-something girls with tattoos who would be fun to date? You know anyone like that?
Me: ...
Customer: ...
Me: ...
Customer: ...
Me: Uhm, here's your drink, sir.
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“I did not understand how quickly one could fall in love, and I regarded almost...”
– Mary Lydon Simonsen
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Boy: Did it hurt
Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell
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